I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

laughingstation:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

Posted on Wednesday, June 13th at 12:20PM with 106,685 notes
via: deth-klokateer , source: most-awkward-moments
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